The signs as weird fetishes

astrologysucks:

Aries: 

Climacophilia – Arousal to falling down stairs

Taurus: Vorarephilia –  Sexual arousal from the fantasy of eating or being eaten by someone or something else.

Gemini: Formicophilia – Aroused By Being Covered In Insects

Cancer: 

Psellismophilia – Arousal to stuttering

Leo: 

Actirasty – Arousal to the sun’s rays

Virgo: Hierophilia – Aroused by sacred/holy objects or people

Libra: Agalmatophilia – The love of mannequins And statues

Scorpio: 

Stygiophilia – Arousal to the thought of hellfire and damnation

Sagittarius: Eproctophilia – Sexual arousal from farts

Capricorn: 

Nasolingus – Arousal to sucking on a person’s nose

Aquarius: Salirophilia – Arousal through messing up someone’s appearance

Pisces: Ursusagalmatophilia – Aroused by teddy bears